Yeah, my coffee pot is dumb as a post, while yours makes triple mocha cappuccino latte espresso with cinnamon flakes and chocolate strips. But remember, mine makes good, strong coffee, while yours is a good listener!
Take that, Starbucks!
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The miracle of life?
Ya forgot to throw a rock in! Everybody knows that life starts from a lifeless rock. Duh
Science is as science does
where’s #Fauci when ya need him?
A “Dry” Wet?
Keep this in mind as you venture out today. (but bring your umbrella, just the same)
The Probe Who Cried Wolf?
Are you impatient for disaster too? Go out in the yard and lecture the sky. Eventually it’ll land on your head. Then you can say, “told you so”
It’s funny, I’ve been hearing about global warming for a lot of years, just like you. But I grew up on the beach, and – if I go to the beach I swam at every summer day, the water is still at the same level. Hmmm?
Wait’ll the Chip’s Installed!
Practicing mind control is hard work! (especially when you don’t co-operate! Hee-hee).
Isn’t it romantic?
Isn’t this one of the most romantic gifts you could ever get? I mean, the guy trusts you enough to “let” you vacuum the house! Means he plans to keep you around. (after all, there ARE more chores to do).
C’mon! Don’t all ladies want practical things for Valentines Day?
Ah! The secret life of barnacles!
Ya gotta squeeze REALLY tight in a hurricane! I’m guessing those old videos came in real handy.
Don’t Hate Me ‘Cuz I’m Beautiful
How does she do it?! Why, by ignoring reality, of course! (That and LOT’S of foundation). What are your beauty secrets? Mine? I don’t look in mirrors. They lie anyway
Signs of Life?
Well, this certainly describes the road signs where I live. So, while you’re out driving – keep an eye out for these warning signs!