Hey! You’re not allowed to use Duct Tape AGAINST men! It’s against the laws of nature!
When you just need him to shut up!
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Category Archives: clamcakes
Aw! Does someone need a blast-proof room?
Little imps, much like children, don’t listen until it’s too late!
Clean? Energy
Finally! Renewable energy I can get behind – ‘cuz I definitely wouldn’t want to be in front of it!
My day . . .
Some dats are just lumpier than others!
Mind yer wallet!
Apologies can be expensive – particularly when they ain’t your own
Happy Halloween – Clamcakes style!!
Step*STOMP*Step*STOMP* Accursed pirate ghosts! How’s a guy supposed to get some Trick-R-Treating done?
Day trip, anyone?
See? If only Richard Byrd had waited 100 years or so.
Morning person?
“They say waking up is hard to do…” But it doesn’t take me more than a couple of hours
It’s a minefield in here!
Just cover the entire floor with newspapers? Oh, wait, people don’t read newspapers anymore. How many smart phones/tablets do you have?
Pizza vs Calamari
Who doesn’t love pizza? Or, if you’re into squishy food, Calamari?