Shippeetoons

Cartoon the World!

Mini golf, anyone?

Posted on April 14, 2024 by jerry

Is it that time of year to go golfing? I’m not a golfer (although golfing seems to be the national sport of comic strip artists), but years ago, when I worked at a golf course, I knew golfers who would “play the back 9” in all kinds of stormy weather!

Progress?

Posted on April 7, 2024 by jerry

Don’t worry, before you know it, AI will be in there, too! Give it time

don’t be rash!

Posted on March 31, 2024 by jerry

Of course we want to know all about what creams you need to spread on your body. Hipaa be damned!

Take that, Starbucks!

Posted on March 24, 2024 by jerry

Yeah, my coffee pot is dumb as a post, while yours makes triple mocha cappuccino latte espresso with cinnamon flakes and chocolate strips. But remember, mine makes good, strong coffee, while yours is a good listener!

The miracle of life?

Posted on March 17, 2024 by jerry

Ya forgot to throw a rock in! Everybody knows that life starts from a lifeless rock. Duh

Science is as science does

Posted on March 10, 2024 by jerry

where’s #Fauci when ya need him?

A “Dry” Wet?

Posted on March 3, 2024 by jerry

Keep this in mind as you venture out today. (but bring your umbrella, just the same)

The Probe Who Cried Wolf?

Posted on February 25, 2024 by jerry

Are you impatient for disaster too? Go out in the yard and lecture the sky. Eventually it’ll land on your head. Then you can say, “told you so”

It’s funny, I’ve been hearing about global warming for a lot of years, just like you. But I grew up on the beach, and – if I go to the beach I swam at every summer day, the water is still at the same level. Hmmm?

Wait’ll the Chip’s Installed!

Posted on February 18, 2024 by jerry

Practicing mind control is hard work! (especially when you don’t co-operate! Hee-hee).

Isn’t it romantic?

Posted on February 11, 2024 by jerry

Isn’t this one of the most romantic gifts you could ever get? I mean, the guy trusts you enough to “let” you vacuum the house! Means he plans to keep you around. (after all, there ARE more chores to do).

C’mon! Don’t all ladies want practical things for Valentines Day?