When you just need him to shut up! Posted on December 3, 2023 by jerry Reply Hey! You’re not allowed to use Duct Tape AGAINST men! It’s against the laws of nature!
Aw! Does someone need a blast-proof room? Posted on November 26, 2023 by jerry Reply Little imps, much like children, don’t listen until it’s too late!
Clean? Energy Posted on November 19, 2023 by jerry Reply Finally! Renewable energy I can get behind – ‘cuz I definitely wouldn’t want to be in front of it!
Mind yer wallet! Posted on November 5, 2023 by jerry Reply Apologies can be expensive – particularly when they ain’t your own
Happy Halloween – Clamcakes style!! Posted on October 29, 2023 by jerry Reply Step*STOMP*Step*STOMP* Accursed pirate ghosts! How’s a guy supposed to get some Trick-R-Treating done?
Day trip, anyone? Posted on October 22, 2023 by jerry Reply See? If only Richard Byrd had waited 100 years or so.
Morning person? Posted on October 15, 2023 by jerry Reply “They say waking up is hard to do…” But it doesn’t take me more than a couple of hours
It’s a minefield in here! Posted on October 8, 2023 by jerry Reply Just cover the entire floor with newspapers? Oh, wait, people don’t read newspapers anymore. How many smart phones/tablets do you have?
Pizza vs Calamari Posted on October 1, 2023 by jerry Reply Who doesn’t love pizza? Or, if you’re into squishy food, Calamari?