A special strip to give you some Halloween advice – get there before he does!
Happy Halloween!
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The Importance of Staying in Shape!
Gotsta build up those muscles, you don’t want to tire out too early!
Big. Fat. Bones
This is why you have to be careful picking out a costume.
Diarrhea Demon?
Probably the last place you want anything to try to steal your soul through! Do your household appliances act up this time of year too? Of course, I don’t worry about such things, ‘cuz God tells us, “all souls belong to me,” so I’m safe! But that demon better hope I don’t get diarrhea!!
Shhh…!
Whether it’s the government, big corporations, the health dept., or guys wanting gift cards – be careful what secrets you divulge, even in your own bathroom!
Run. Just Run
If she’s a-twitching, I’ll be in the K-kitchen
SHE’S GONNA BLOW!
Communication is key?
Ah! The differences in male & female conversation! Sometimes it’s important to listen – even if you have no idea what’s going on!
Science-ey stuff
When you get $20 words to explain a $5 question. Man! Can we all use straight-forward answers. Not the over bloated opining that makes you forget what you asked in the first place. But I will be getting tickets to that symposium!
Don’t like the weather?
…give it a sec, it’ll change. I’ve been in pretty much every corner of this country, and this is a universal expression throughout (‘cept for maybe California)!
Pumpkin Spice? Again?!
It’s that time of year that half of people LOVE beyond words. The other half? Well, they try to avoid it as much as possible. But maybe we can come up with some new uses for pumpkins, so why not as a fuel source?