In honor of ‘Shark Week,’ maybe you should take swimming lessons.
Lesson 1.
- Don’t swim with sharks, unless you’re crazy, that is!
Stay away from the “bitey” end
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‘Relish’ your food!
Just when you thought it was safe to walk on the beach!
“You’re gonna eat healthy, even if it kills you”
WOW! These security systems are getting a little too good! Good thing it wasn’t chocolate. That’s probably protected by a death ray!
I’m a little tied up right now
Hey, ya know what they say – communication is key to a good relationship. That may be true, but duct tape makes it kinky
Probing cream covered by SNAP?
So, the government is telling us, in a round-a-bout way, that aliens are here. I think it’s the old “slight of hand” magicians trick. “Look what’s going on over here, but don’t look over there!”
Either way, your going to need that probing cream.
Oh, she’s rabid, alright
Soon as she starts farting – we will have achieved equality! (as if she hasn’t already)
Comic Book Class
Here are the comic book cover pencils I created for the “Comic Book Drawing” and “Create a Comic Book” classes coming up at the Warwick Center for the Arts.
Texting? Not so much
I’ll bet 90% of you don’t remember the days when you could send a letter to the editor/television station. Ah! You could express your opinion, rant and rave, laugh and cry. Not to mention curl up in the fetal position, sucking your thumb waiting for the reply to be printed. ‘course, you were usually ignored – but at least the rejection took a little while! Nowadays, what? You message the algorithm and you’re ignored right away?
What?! I showed up
From the “Everyone gets a medal” file…
Participation trophy for you…Participation trophy for you…Participation trophy for you…
either that, or the armpits
Wondering if your loins are cursed? Well, do they seem to have a mind of their own? Do they want to go on misadventures? Or emit strange noises? Ya might want to get them checked