If she’s a-twitching, I’ll be in the K-kitchen
SHE’S GONNA BLOW!
Run. Just Run
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Permanent record!?
and you thought elephants had a long memory!
Stay hydrated!
There’s a rhythm and pace to an argument, ain’t there?
It’s in the Eyes!
Don’t all wives have this power? Don’t they use it together with the ‘Dagger Stare’? Or, the ‘Seismic Foot Tap’?
RIGHT FULL RUDDER!
Ooh, boy – Cruising into troubled waters. Don’t be there when she gets up!
When you just need him to shut up!
Hey! You’re not allowed to use Duct Tape AGAINST men! It’s against the laws of nature!
Mind yer wallet!
Apologies can be expensive – particularly when they ain’t your own
I’m a little tied up right now
Hey, ya know what they say – communication is key to a good relationship. That may be true, but duct tape makes it kinky
Ah, Compassion…!
She picked out a nice spot in the garden for you and everything!
and here I’ve been buying flowers!
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach? To a woman’s heart – do the dishes!